maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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