I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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