I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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