either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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