Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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