I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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