Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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