GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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