So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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