I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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