Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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