BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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