I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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