rhymes with "ouble enetration"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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