i think my tv is drunk
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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