I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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