last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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