question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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