Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i came on her dog
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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