it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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