Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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