Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
