i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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