Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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