brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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