I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
