new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
did i just pee glitter
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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