She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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