Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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