Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
