I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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