I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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