Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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