dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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