mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The struggles of a small town man whore
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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