i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
