so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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