I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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