Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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