shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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