im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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