I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She needs sedatives and a leash
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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