you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
