You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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