Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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