Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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