Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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