whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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