i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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