Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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