oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
We got so high we made milksteak
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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