My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Terrible idea I love it
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
